May 2013
3 tags
fuckingrapeculture:
cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
Not to be a stickler, but the poster said it develops before ANY OTHER OPENING, not before any other body...
1 tag
It’s curious that I’m not as into food while I’m in a period of crazy asldghlasdhg. It’s all good, but I should probably be eating more considering the exercise I’m doing lately
colfricans:
why have gender roles when you could have pizza rolls
3 tags
1 tag
I had a fantastic day, it needs to be said. I feel like exploding though not gonna lie
April 2013
I had a dream last night where I was sitting in an audience to watch a rocket take off into space
unfortunately, it took off but something went horribly wrong and it turned around in the air and crashed into where I was sitting. I thought I died but I didn’t, and then I was thrown up into the air and I was pretty sure I was dead. I was sad, and then I woke up and realized I wasn’t...
5 tags
people in the grocery store
at work yesterday, a seventy-something year old woman came through my lane. she made a comment about how she loved seeing all of the young boys working at the grocery store, thanked me for bagging her items, and left by calling me a ‘real cutie’. I don’t know what it is about the people that come into the store, but they’re always very eccentric. this was comparable to the...
mama-bird:
coffeeandklonopin:
coffeeandklonopin:
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
gyx:
horny
horny ^ horny
horny | horny
horny o ———-> horny
horny horny
horny horny
horny
good heavens look at the time
4 tags
if I have to write to the prompt about unspoken rules in society tomorrow
can I use the example ‘why one should not fart in a car full of people in the winter’?
9 tags
the unfortunate consequences of living in a...
“Marriage IS between a man and a woman. Why else would there be a fight over the definition?”
omfg
