confectionerybliss:

Just add your berries into a heart shaped mold, add the water and freeze.

  1. Camera: Canon EOS 5D Mark II
  2. Aperture: f/3.5
  3. Exposure: 1/250th
  4. Focal Length: 62mm
  1. Camera: Canon EOS 7D
  2. Aperture: f/5
  3. Exposure: 1/100th
  4. Focal Length: 106mm

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

teroknortailor:

farorescourage:

victoriouscrush:

This is the most menacing goddamn dessert I’ve ever seen.

Enjoy your delicious gigantic FUKKEN CANNOLI MACE.

I have located a dildon’t

HOLY CANNOLI

(Source: eat-pure)

  1. Camera: Canon PowerShot SX230 HS
  2. Aperture: f/3.1
  3. Exposure: 1/8th
  4. Focal Length: 28mm

brodave:

malformalady:

Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree

nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese

fuckingrapeculture:

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

Not to be a stickler, but the poster said it develops before ANY OTHER OPENING, not before any other body part. So at one point we HAD nothing but an asshole. >.> but I agree with poster number too. 

the blastopore leads to the archenteron, the cavity within the gastrula that later develops into parts of the digestive system. ap bio, my friends. it takes over your life whether you want it to or not

so technically it’s not just an anus

it’s a mouth and an anus

fuckyeah-sweetpotatoes:

BBQ chicken stuffed baked sweet potatoes